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Drop the evidence
Upload one clear room photo. No questionnaire, measurements, or design vocabulary required.
Your room asked for this
Your decor is about to get cooked.
Upload one room photo and get a savage, funny AI roast built to screenshot and share. When the laughter stops, get a redesign that actually fixes it.
One free roast every day. No credit card needed.
Today's verdict
“This room has three lamps and still no bright ideas.”
The house rules
Funny, not foul.
Your photo is the only input
The roast targets decor, not people
You control what gets shared
Three acts. One victim.
From camera roll to group-chat chaos.
Room Roast keeps the effort tiny and the payoff loud. You bring the room; the AI brings the material.
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Choose your damage
Keep it playful or turn up the heat with Pro tone controls and fresh roast styles.
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Share the verdict
Get a punchy, screenshot-ready roast card made for group chats, Stories, and reaction videos.
After the roast
Make the room prove us wrong.
Add an AI redesign for a visual mockup and practical furniture direction—because the best comeback is better lighting.
1 photo
is all it takes to generate your roast and share card.
Pick your heat level
Start free. Escalate responsibly.
A daily laugh costs nothing. Pro is for serial redecorators, content creators, and friends with too much evidence.
Daily Burn
For the casually curious.
$0
- 1 room roast per day
- Shareable roast card
- Standard roast personality
Most unhinged
Pro Roaster
For unlimited interior commentary.
$9 / month
- Unlimited room roasts
- Gentle-to-savage tone picker
- Fresh roast personalities
- Share cards without limits
AI redesign mockups are optional one-time purchases, shown with their price before checkout.
Before you submit evidence
Reasonable questions. Questionable rooms.
The couch knows what it did
Give your room the feedback nobody else will.
Upload a photo, get the verdict, and decide whether to share it or finally fix that corner.
Roast my room free